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Serious Sam II Patch 2.070

Filename:

sam2-patch-2_070-65824.exe

File Size:

53.65 MB

Date:

April 24, 2006, 6:47 am

Author:

Croteam

Downloads:

591,745

Bandwidth Usage:

30.28 TB

Average User Rating:

6.8 / 10

Summary:

Updates your Serious Sam 2 to version 2.070, includes the Serious Editor 2.

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Full Description:

- Serious Editor 2 is now bundled with the patch!
- Lightwave import/export plugins are bundled with the patch!
- fixed weapons disappearing in deathmatch
- fixed several small issues and rare crashes

For detailed info about the tools, please click on the "Serious Editor 2 Help" document in the Start Menu, or start Serious Editor 2 and press F1. You can also find this file installed in the Help/ directory.

Example content mentioned in the tutorials within the help file will be made available for download as a separate file. It was not included in the patch to keep its size reasonable.

For installation of Lightwave plugins see the "Serious Editor 2 Help". If you want to create converters for other applications, the interchange file format will be documented shortly.

User Comments & Ratings: Add Comment

  • The Serious Spoon - 04/25/2006 - 6:06 am - Rating: 10
       Best. Editor. Ever.

  • anomymousbl00dlust - 04/25/2006 - 7:30 pm - Rating: 10
       about f*****ing time!!
       this cant be real im dreaming arent i :D

  • twl - 04/26/2006 - 1:13 am - Rating: 10
       I like you Croteam!!!!!!!

  • samsamsam - 04/26/2006 - 1:46 am - Rating: 10
       I CANT WAIT! LOL

  • Blank007 - 04/28/2006 - 10:50 am - Rating: 10
       I rate this file 100!
       
       
       I cant believe this is happening! it is too good!!

  • AverageJoe - 04/28/2006 - 9:26 pm - Rating: 1
       Good god what an abbomniable release time. This seriously killed the game; pun intended.

  • disconnector - 05/31/2006 - 5:24 am - Rating: 10
       Thank you for the editor, Croteam!:D

  • Dedmytas - 07/31/2006 - 12:33 pm - Rating: 10
       CroTeam rulez!!!
       Guys I Will Tell 1 Thing
       Create Maps!!!
       
       Good luck to all and Have Fun

  • sergiu - 08/09/2006 - 9:17 am - Rating: 10
       holy sh!t, editor + lightwave exporter/importer !!!!!!!!
       this is good.

  • Captain Russia - 09/03/2006 - 11:32 am - Rating: 10
       Wow! This is AWSOME!! But the editor is much harder to use than SeriousEditor1. You can also make your own enemies, projectiles, veicles, and models. Rating 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       WOW GO NO EVIL EVERYTHING NO GO POOP PO FA@&^TU#T%#&%!!!!!!! Can't tell, too good!

  • Knight_Christian - 04/21/2007 - 7:04 am - Rating: 1
       Unfortunately, the patch hasn't fixed all known issues out of SS2:
        The netcode of SS2 still makes Coop matches over Internet sometimes unplayable, because it lags more often than you like it.
        And, the tutorials aren't really helpful. Some steps described in the tutorial are badly written, so that sometimes nobody knows what to do. Flaws are also included (Crumbs, Door tuts).
        And, the patch hasn't fixed random application crashes, even if there shouldn't be anything what causes crashes.
       
        Plus, this patch has made playing the game on Laptops using the Intel i945 GM integrated graphics chipset UNPLAYABLE. The screen stays grey, you can hear music and menu sound effects, but playing isn't possible. Also affects the Serious Editor 2, which doesn't shows fonts.
       
       A patch that has better not released! Why can't I give ZERO?

  • Bytehawk - 05/01/2007 - 4:43 am - Rating: 1
       If you bought SS2 from "Software Pyramide" in Germany, DO NOT install this patch, since it most likely will destroy your game. It will not recognize the CD/DVD after installing the patch, making the game unplayable!
       Croteam's been ignoring this for almost a year now.

  • AngeloG - 05/03/2007 - 5:47 am - Rating: 5
       Sam still walks like an idiot.. 0.o

  • Rodeschild - 05/07/2007 - 6:27 am - Rating: 10
       Fantastic new update to serious sam 2!!!

  • wusch - 05/27/2007 - 6:39 am - Rating: 1
       No workie for German CD version at all - Patch 2.070 will render installation unusable due to crappy copy protection integration. No response to serious user problems with that for months. Seriously awkwardly user support from Croteam/2K. No Win2000 compatibility (mouse jumping issue) - there ARE bugs in THAT game :P
       
       Pre-rendered videos on CD version hardly enjoyable. Storyline and looks stereotypically 'Hollywoodized'. Linux development obviously halted - really sad to see for an otherwise pretty good game.
       
       retroverse

  • F1NLAND-Warrior - 05/30/2007 - 12:32 pm - Rating: 10
       This patch saved the game.

  • Fiendan - 05/30/2007 - 2:20 pm - Rating: 7
       When a small patch includes an entire level editor with all the necessary tools to make Croteam-quality and beyond, it hardly gets better right?
       
       But I think Croteam should have worked more on improving the netcode and other weaker points of the game, like modding. But that can always come in another patch so it's not a big deal.
       
       And let's not forget that Germans are screwed if they update with this patch. I bet they aren't unfamiliar with the wrong disc in drive error message.
       
       All this in consideration, I think this is overall a solid patch, a sieben from me.

  • demon-storm - 02/23/2009 - 11:51 am - Rating: 1
       ......

  • trpsjt2008 - 04/09/2009 - 4:57 am - Rating: 10
       That's God Thx Croteam.555
       +

  • Ark2007 - 12/22/2007 - 1:48 am - Rating: 1
       Omg! i want to install this patch. but the german Serious Sam 2 says to insert the dvd....
       
       I vote for 1!!!!! its horrible

  • Mental4 - 02/22/2008 - 9:57 am - Rating: 10
       Grace has this patch, serious sam 2 really makes a game serious sam

  • JETHOLT!! - 03/27/2008 - 7:52 am - Rating: 5
       Cause it doesnt work with german... Poor germans...

  • bilianazuzana - 04/10/2008 - 11:08 am - Rating: 0
       How I download this file please help me.

  • Pooper - 04/23/2008 - 11:09 am - Rating: 10
       The rating is underrated.

  • xTaZz - 10/26/2008 - 11:16 am - Rating: 0
       

  • pohojalainen - 01/12/2009 - 3:44 am - Rating: 10
       it`s COOL diffrend than 2.065 serious damage...I don`t know but this is RULES

  • KakashiSensay - 01/31/2009 - 1:29 pm - Rating: 1
       Why it doesnt work?

  • soltan - 11/22/2009 - 6:14 am - Rating: 10
       plz link to serious sam 2 2.07 crack

  • saufiuddin - 05/27/2011 - 4:31 am - Rating: 10
       how to update it?"

  • - 06/17/2012 - 7:57 am - Rating: 10
       hhh

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